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okay what do you get when you cross a vampire and a dwarf?
vampire bites on your knees.
sorry if that offends vampires, dwarfs, people with vampire bites on their knees, people who tripped and fell and then receieved scabs on their knees that resemble vampire bites resulting from the aforementioned fall, or people of european descent. that was not its intention.
except the people of european descent. that was partly some of the half short of the intention of life. what kind of continent comes up with its name by combining a possessive pronoun and an object that aids in pulling large objects or tying things down and then tries to make it fancy by changing the spelling? pfft.
your-rope. europe. you know what i say to that? puh-leaze. police? that. doesn't make sense at all.
sigh. (i dedicate that sigh to you.)
July 29 2005, 02:28:45 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 02:53:30 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 03:11:06 UTC 6 years ago
hmm
i hope by dork you are trying to disguise the fact that you're a nice guy and you're calling us "forks" in a similar fashion the way the europeans disguised that they were mean because forks are hard workers cuz you can't eat most meals without a fork so really you're just a nice guy callin a couple o'doods a bunch of hard working forks. i think that's what you meant. you can't fool me, mr the grinch who is really nice on the inside but pretends to be cool by calling people dorks but really means forks which in turn means hard working organisms. i wonder what my motive is. in life i mean.July 29 2005, 03:08:06 UTC 6 years ago
another theory
is that they're snobby so they wanna say "you dope" but to disguise it they called it "youdope" but then to even disguise it to a higher degree they spelled it as if it was like this "eudope" but that was still too oblivious so they were like hmm what should we oh i know it's like this "europe." what's a peon? i only know it from the warcraft game, a peon being an orcish equivalent of a human peasant, meant to build, repair, mine gold, and chop trees. is that what a peon is in the reality world? an orchish being whose main purpose of orchish being is to build, repair, mine gold, and chop trees for other orchish beings? i'll peon your math workbook.July 31 2005, 03:03:37 UTC 6 years ago
Re: another theory
"Peon" used to be derogatory words for peasants & other commoner-type people who had to earn their living. No longer really degrading since the new monarchies are the hard working billionnaires who earn their living AND the living of their company.And yes, I first heard that word in Warcraft I :-) That game rocks.
Wish you were with us dude.
July 31 2005, 05:39:54 UTC 6 years ago
coool
i actually played warcraft II first. that's what started it all.my dad bro and jr came back from colorado with a buncha good crap to say. they had an excellent time. wish i went too.
July 29 2005, 07:14:45 UTC 6 years ago
While you're posting stuff,
burger = booger.burger + king = booger king.
This is what I remember from childhood.
July 29 2005, 07:49:56 UTC 6 years ago
from childhood
i remember getting my head stuck in a chair. like. you know those chairs, that are not of the folding type, and there's a board for the back, and there's a space between the back and the seat part, and you can easily fit your head in there? well. it was like this: 1) hmm. chair. head. 2) ohh. it fit. i win. 3) ow. panic. 4) sucks. i lose. it was actually pretty scary, and i did start to panic, and i cried like a me. i'm not sure, but i think some professionals had to come, like, maybe some firepeople. maybe not, maybe they just forced my head out. i dunno. how's your summer?July 29 2005, 18:38:00 UTC 6 years ago
Re: from childhood
haha. you're so funny. My summer is ok. Can you believe it? It's half over already!Yea, I might go to Hawaii cause my friend invited me.
July 29 2005, 19:28:28 UTC 6 years ago
s-s-s-summer
ya i just finished an art class at rcc, the mo val campus. my last day was yesterday. for the last day, we had to show the class our midterm, final, and 3 of our best drawings. i was the 1st one cuz it was alphabetical order. twaz embarrassing... one girl drew this dog, it seriously looked like a photo, twaz amazing. i'm goin to the philippines soon with my family. gotz some relatives over there. s'gonna be soOSOSOSOooso hot though. but oh well. i've been to hawaii. with my parents. come to think of it... i brought my ps2 and was playin ff in the hotel room. hmm. interesting.